Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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