Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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