I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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