TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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