Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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