Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she woke up with a sticky ear
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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