This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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