Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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