I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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