i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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