If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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