You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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