it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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