I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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