Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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