People with herpes should wear stickers.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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