You surviving the open bar?
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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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