Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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