Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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