508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
