So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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