Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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