she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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