therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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