Quick, to the slutcave!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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