Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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