That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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