I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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