South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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