i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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