i think my mom watched the whole time
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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