jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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