ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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