My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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