do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
