fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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