She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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