i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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