I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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