Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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