Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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