your room smells of hookers.
And success
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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