So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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