Michael Bay diarrhea
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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