I'm lost and stupid without you.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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