i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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