I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He better not be in your backpack
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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