try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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