dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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