Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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