I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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