i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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