My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just had sex on a roof
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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