: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just tell him i said nine months
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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