Can i not drive my cunt home
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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