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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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