We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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