Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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