I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We have started to decorate penises.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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