Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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