Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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