a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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